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 by Matt S » Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:18 pm
Joffle wrote:Rob_RDG wrote:I think club meetings rely on either being confident enough to approach strangers you fancy, or being terribly good-looking - neither of which I am.
You forgot being shit faced enough to approach people without caring about being rejected! This has worked extremely well for me in the past.
OR being challenged by a mate and being too much of a LADolf Hitler to decline.
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by Duncan » Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:22 pm
Only there to smash it. Not looking for a relationship.
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by Rob_RDG » Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:23 pm
Slam Duncan! wrote:Only there to smash it. Not looking for a relationship.
Alright Richard Keys
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by yeah and what » Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:25 pm
Clubs are all about one night stands and fuck buddy's. Relationship no go's though.
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by Duncan » Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:41 pm
Rob_RDG wrote:Slam Duncan! wrote:Only there to smash it. Not looking for a relationship.
Alright Richard Keys
Would you not though? Seriously, I don't think many people go to clubs thinking they're going to find 'the one'. I just like to get drunk.
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by Matt S » Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:42 pm
Slam Duncan! wrote:Rob_RDG wrote:Slam Duncan! wrote:Only there to smash it. Not looking for a relationship.
Alright Richard Keys
Would you not though? Seriously, I don't think many people go to clubs thinking they're going to find 'the one'. I just like to get drunk.
Real talk.
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by Careen » Wed Jan 26, 2011 2:46 pm
truth
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by Tom Aylott » Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:00 pm
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by Soph » Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:00 pm
You guys.
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by <3 » Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:03 pm
This thread.
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by Rob_RDG » Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:05 pm
I had a much-needed text clear out of my phone earlier today. Given the reboot this thread obviously needs, I thought I'd post the best/worst one that I deleted on here. From a former work colleague, related to a discussion about why we haven't really seen each other over the last 2 years:
'Exactly. Only made infinitely worse by the fact that I had to pull a used condom out of my vagina afterwards'
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by yeah and what » Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:08 pm
Why would you tell her that?
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by Soph » Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:10 pm
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by Rob_RDG » Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:12 pm
yeah and what wrote:Why would you tell her that?
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fantastic work
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by Wilcox » Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:15 pm
Rob_RDG wrote:'Exactly. Only made infinitely worse by the fact that I had to pull a used condom out of my vagina afterwards'
 That's magic!
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by Rob_RDG » Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:18 pm
Only if the definition of "magic" has changed to "what happens when you have sex so indescribably bad that your penis sucks itself back into your body immediately afterwards"
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by Wilcox » Wed Jan 26, 2011 3:19 pm
Us it like the classic Rabbit in the Twat trick?
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by Middle Park » Wed Jan 26, 2011 4:36 pm
Libby_Liz wrote:Ditto. Personally nothing good has ever come of meeting people in clubs (namely Anarchy, Subs and Snobs).
I second this!
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by Wrecktheplacefantastic » Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:11 pm
Rob_RDG wrote:'Exactly. Only made infinitely worse by the fact that I had to pull a used condom out of my vagina afterwards'
What the fuck? Who seriously uses the word vagina?
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by North » Wed Jan 26, 2011 5:54 pm
So Long Superman wrote:Libby_Liz wrote:Ditto. Personally nothing good has ever come of meeting people in clubs (namely Anarchy, Subs and Snobs).
I second this!
I met my wife in Snobs!
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by Middle Park » Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:15 pm
North wrote:So Long Superman wrote:Libby_Liz wrote:Ditto. Personally nothing good has ever come of meeting people in clubs (namely Anarchy, Subs and Snobs).
I second this!
I met my wife in Snobs!
There's always an exception that proves the rule!
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by seanislegend » Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:24 pm
North wrote:So Long Superman wrote:Libby_Liz wrote:Ditto. Personally nothing good has ever come of meeting people in clubs (namely Anarchy, Subs and Snobs).
I second this!
I met my wife in Snobs!
My mates parents met in Snobs!
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by Wilcox » Wed Jan 26, 2011 6:29 pm
Charles and Diana met in Snobs though...
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by mason_awesome » Wed Jan 26, 2011 8:15 pm
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by Rob_RDG » Wed Jan 26, 2011 9:34 pm
Wrecktheplacefantastic wrote:Rob_RDG wrote:'Exactly. Only made infinitely worse by the fact that I had to pull a used condom out of my vagina afterwards'
What the fuck? Who seriously uses the word vagina?
Innit. Savage. [ Post made via Mobile Device ]
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