Love, Lust and Relationships - The Second Coming

[jules]

How do you pronounce Stza?

Stizer.

Is that stizzer? Or styzer?

Or always thought it was sturza

Stizzer. You taking the piss haha.

Or Sturg.

[dan1306]

Eh? I still don't know how to pronounce it

[Matthew A]

My new stage name- S-Irn Bru.

[Loula]

I don't think he was taking the piss?

I have so much to do before I move up north next weekend and I'm too ill to do it at the moment, it's making me panic. Jez has loads to do, too. He's just too lazy to do it. This is also making me panic.

[jules]

Eh? I still don't know how to pronounce it

STIZZER!!

Or Mr. Scott Sturgeon if you want to be formal about it.

[Lattermike]

Is it not him with two separate bands though? Hardly identical shows

[jules]

Is it not him with two separate bands though? Hardly identical shows

I did explain it was Choking Victim first time and Star Fucking Hipsters this time. Totally different songs. But they all sound the same to him.

[Wilcox]

I'm dating a 21 year old and feel like a codger.

[BennytheBigDog]

It's pronounced how it's written. Ss-tza. That's not hard to say.

[Boothy]

Well no it's not, when it's written if you were going to pronounce it all it would be st-uh-za rather than st-i-zza as Jules has said it is. I always imagined it would be pronounced Star.

[BennytheBigDog]

Why not just say Stza?

[Fella]

Why not just fucking call him scott and be done with it?

[Placebograeme]

And how about RVIVR?

[jules]

Or Rza...

[Milli Vanilli]

isn't he some smelly crackhead who lives in a squat? just a thought but he might do better in an already very competetive job market if he use his real name instead of sizzley wizlzley or whatever he's calling himself this week. no employer wants to see that on a CV.

[Bassmonger]

I'm dating a 21 year old and feel like a codger.

Are you flaunting her in your avatar?

[Duncan]

How do you pronounce Stza?

Stizer.

Is that stizzer? Or styzer?

Or always thought it was sturza

Stizzer. You taking the piss haha.

Or Sturg.

He should have gone for the Stuz Meister.

[Milli Vanilli]

or slurms mckenzie

[jules]

He certainly was the sturz meister tonight. I went on my own, got pissed cos i was on my own and danced and sang and didnt give a flying fuck i was on my own like a middle aged billy no mates. I had a gooooood time. Fuck stupid partners with horrible music taste.

Fuck knows who stza was playing with....wasnt the star fucking hipsters thats for sure. But then I only went to see him anyway. <3

[DynamiteShovel]

think i've been a bit clingy with this girl i started seeing and she's reacted super badly. I'll try the opposite now and not try to contact her for a few days, that'll work right? right?

[Jemma]

I'm dating a 21 year old and feel like a codger.

I hooked up with a 22 year old a few weeks ago. I felt so wrong.

[BennytheBigDog]

He certainly was the sturz meister tonight. I went on my own, got pissed cos i was on my own and danced and sang and didnt give a flying fuck i was on my own like a middle aged billy no mates. I had a gooooood time. Fuck stupid partners with horrible music taste.

Fuck knows who stza was playing with....wasnt the star fucking hipsters thats for sure. But then I only went to see him anyway. <3

My mate went to the Basingstoke gig the night. Said there was about 20 people there and half of them were the support.

[jules]

Yeah it was empty! But I liked that...cos I was right at the front and didnt get shoved or hot and sweaty haha. Was a fantastic gig.

[Richie]

isn't he some smelly crackhead who lives in a squat? just a thought but he might do better in an already very competetive job market if he use his real name instead of sizzley wizlzley or whatever he's calling himself this week. no employer wants to see that on a CV.

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[<3]

Yeah, in 2012 it's shit neck tattoos that are un-employable, not shit names.