Booze thread take two!

[Fella]

How i've managed to not wake with a hangover today I'm not sure. A booze up starting at 5pm 10-pinter crawl effort and I somehow made it out alive.

[Wilcox]

[Fella]

Also just checked my twitter, and have remembered the cab driver on the way home asking me what I do for a living. I lied and told him I'm a plasterer. Then I remember agreeing to plaster something for him at 4pm today for £200. I can't learn to plaster between now and then. i hope he doesn't come looking for me.

[Milli Vanilli]

plastering is easy. if he gets angry about your work just arrest him.

[Wilcox]

You were plastered then?

[Fella]

You were plastered then?

Totally.

[Matt A]

You were plastered then?

Totally.

I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere.

[Fella]

You were plastered then?

Totally.

I'm sure there's a joke in there somewhere.

It'll never stick.

[Milli Vanilli]

i've never tried it but a number of people have told me that if you drink a bottle of this stuff you will be fucked up but the next morning won't have a hangover at all

http://www.drinkfinder.co.uk/showdetails.asp?id=1020

[Fella]

Which might be great if it wasnt for the fact the description of it is like drinking a bottle of pot pourri.

[_ilikeyourshoes]

just drink gin, I never get a hangover from gin.

stoked for Bristol drinking tomorrow night.

[Careen]

...Just about over my Wednesday hangover. Yesterday I was so bad, couldn't keep a single meal down, but wtf, how have I not lost weight from vomiting and being horrifically dehydrated? Bit miffed now actually.

[Milli Vanilli]

i'm taking a bottle of jaeger to chamonix tomorrow night going to get pretty wild i reckon

[Rey]

...Just about over my Wednesday hangover. Yesterday I was so bad, couldn't keep a single meal down, but wtf, how have I not lost weight from vomiting and being horrifically dehydrated? Bit miffed now actually.

Try a jog?

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[Careen]

Haha, I mean it's weird that a day on an empty stomach in itself didn't even knock off 0.1lbs.

[Milli Vanilli]

Maybe you're pregnant

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[Rey]

Ignore my jog suggestion then, might harm the baby.

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[Careen]

I'd make a terrible bulimic.

[Wilcox]

Best hope it's not Quinntuplets.

[Hedges]

Best hope it's not Quinntuplets.

Textbook.

[Matt Accident]

Went to see Above Them, drank too much rum before, ended up being sick in a river instead, classy

[Niall]

The last of my mates went off to uni last night. Already planning Megabus trips everywhere as barely anyone I know is still in London.

[Tom Aylott]

worst hangover.

last night summed up:

[Bill]

Are you two a couple now?

[Tom Aylott]

not my type.