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 by yeah and what » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:01 am
I have tamed the mental, temporarily...
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by <3 » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:02 am
Once a mental, always a mental.
If she started mental and she's now not, that's the worst kind - an unpredictable moody mental. Cut loose.
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by yeah and what » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:08 am
Yeah, I've got her down from a stage 3 to about a 1 at the moment, think I will keep her at this threat warning for a few days and tell her it ain't happening no longer. She is the sort to cause a scene I have discovered so I'm trying to do this as gentle as possible for the batshitter.
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by <3 » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:17 am
Oh, I forgot, classic lines this morning.
Shelley: [Rubbing my chin affectionately] What's this beard thing then?
Me: A beard.
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by Rob_RDG » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:32 am
Not going to see my girlfriend for 3 weeks now  bollocks. Creative ideas for Valentine's Day surprises gratefully received. I'm usually pretty good at this sort of thing but this year I'm kinda stumped!
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by Tom Aylott » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:34 am
Don't worry about presents, just get yourself some vajazzle to impress her Rob.
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by Rob_RDG » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:35 am
Tom Aylott wrote:Don't worry about presents, just get yourself some vajazzle to impress her Rob.
 Wangjazzle?
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by Tom Aylott » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:37 am
Pajazzle?
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by Rob_RDG » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:43 am
Tom Aylott wrote:Pajazzle?
Sounds like glittery pyjamas
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by Tom Aylott » Mon Jan 24, 2011 11:45 am
gap in the market?
weyoo?
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by tom_f » Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:03 pm
Pitch to the dragons! theyd love it!
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by Libby_Liz » Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:37 pm
Rob_RDG wrote:Not going to see my girlfriend for 3 weeks now bollocks. Creative ideas for Valentine's Day surprises gratefully received. I'm usually pretty good at this sort of thing but this year I'm kinda stumped!
A boyfriend once gave me something similar to this beaut, except it said 'I Love You Sweetheart.' It is the single most ugly thing I have ever been given - he gave it me in a Me To You gift bag and told me 'the bag is part of the gift.' A sure sign that he needed to go.  HINT: Do not get one of these.
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by Middle Park » Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:46 pm
Libby_Liz wrote:A boyfriend once gave me something similar to this beaut, except it said 'I Love You Sweetheart.' It is the single most ugly thing I have ever been given - he gave it me in a Me To You gift bag and told me 'the bag is part of the gift.' A sure sign that he needed to go. HINT: Do not get one of these.
You told me you loved it
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by Eddy Crapshack » Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:49 pm
I'm taking my girlfriend to stonehenge for valentine's, that's cool right?
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by Tom Aylott » Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:57 pm
only if you do it druid style.
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by <3 » Mon Jan 24, 2011 12:59 pm
And by that, he means fuck her up the arse and cut her head off for the gods. Lad.
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by Wilcox » Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:03 pm
<3 wrote:And by that, he means fuck her up the arse and cut her head off for the gods then throat fuck her. Lad.
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by <3 » Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:12 pm
Ah yeah, and insulting her ability to drive or understand offsides at the same time. Double lad.
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by yeah and what » Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:18 pm
Make sure you demand her make you a sandwich as well.
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by Tom Aylott » Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:21 pm
Eddy Crapshack wrote:I'm taking my girlfriend to stonehenge for valentine's, that's cool right?
but, seriously - it's quite nice there on a clear day and something different so why not?
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by Rob_RDG » Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:22 pm
Tom Aylott wrote:only if you do it druid style.
like that jessie j song, "Do It Like A Druid"?
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by JayTwoO » Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:22 pm
yeah and what wrote:Make sure you demand her make you a [b]steak[b] sandwich as well.
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by JayTwoO » Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:23 pm
JayTwoO wrote:yeah and what wrote:Make sure you demand her make you a steak sandwich as well.
Ohhhh fuck nuts.
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by <3 » Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:23 pm
OMFG QUOTE PHAIL
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by JayTwoO » Mon Jan 24, 2011 1:35 pm
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