Sitting on the Reel Big Fish tour bus with Aaron Barrett, Scott Klopfenstein, John Christianson, with the occasional appearance from Ryland Steen and Tom Ames.
So guys, first off, howâs the tour going?
Scott: The tourâs going fantastic! Weâre having a splendid time. Weâre playing Rock ânâ Roll/Ska music every nightâŚpretty much. The shows have been going well. There have been no altercations (which is always good!) either internally or externally.
*Aaron joins*
So you played the Slam Dunk festival this past weekend, the crowed lapped it up..
Aaron: Well they were really tired by the time we got onâŚ
But as a show, how did it go would you say?
Scott: Well weâre pretty much always fantastic, so for us to judge if it was a good show, a bad show â it was definitely a good showâŚ
Aaron: It was OUR show
Scott: Letâs just basically say we did it.
I hear that Hayley from Paramore was having a little dance around..
Aaron: She attacked me onstage and knocked over my mic stand.
Enjoy that?
Aaron: That was awesome!
Scott: Sheâs cute, so she was allowed!
Aaron: Sheâs allowed to do whatever she wants…
Scott: Behind every man is a mean, iron-fisted woman⌠that DONâT TAKE NO SHIT!
Youâve been away for a while from the UK but you keep on coming back. What is it about the UK that keeps on calling your name?
Scott: The KebabsâŚAnd the⌠I mean the people who make the kebabs. The fans! Do we have fans that work in kebab shops?
Aaron: No.
Scott: We mainly come for the fansâŚ..and the chipper weather.
Aaron: They seem to like us here. We got to Europe⌠and not so muchâŚ
Scott: Yeah we seem to ruffle some feathersâŚ
Aaron: They donât think weâre that funny.
So do we think youâre funny then?
Scott: Donât really give a damn. (Sarcastically) We feel funnier here than we do in other places, I think.
Aaron: You guys like our cool accents. Weâve got bitchinâ accents!
So youâve got a new album due out soon, âMonkeys for nothinâ, chimps for freeâ⌠Dire Straits fans are we?
Aaron: We just thought it sounded funny and it was really long and it would be harder to make an acronym of.
Tom (Tour manager): Mark Knopflerâs got a law suit as we speakâŚ
Aaron: We just like long album titles and random nonsense.
So whenâs it coming out?
Scott: The international release is July10th.
Aaron: July 10th, yep. Theyâre actually manufacturing it here in England for you guys.
Scott: So it might actually be a little cheaper to get your hands on!!
Aaron: Unlike our live album which we had to make in America and ship over here, so thatâs why you have to pay, like, quadruple for it.
So is this a happy or aggressive Reel Big Fish album? Can we expect anything different this time around? Anything special to it?
Scott: Iâd say itâs more âass-kickeryâ.
Aaron: We kinda move forwards and backwards at the same timeâŚ
How do you mean?
Scott: Well have you ever seen someone drawn and quartered?
Not personallyâŚ
Scott: Well what you do it, you take ropes and tie them to all four limbs, (if you have four limbs â because some people donât and I donât want to exclude them from the festivities) then you get wild horses to YANK as hard as they possibly can until the person is ripped into pieces⌠Thatâs kinda how we make recordsâŚ
Aaron: Thereâs a bunch of new songs⌠Some of them are a little more in the older style of Reel Big Fish. Thereâs some new, weird songs that are totally different.
Scott: There are some songs on there that⌠we have a song I wrote in 1992. People are always asking us âPlay the old stuff! Play the old stuff!â so weâre like, âYou want some old stuff!? hereâs some fuckinâ old stuff!â
Aaron: âYouâll be sorry.â
Scott: âYouâll be so sad you asked for this!â
Aaron: Anyone want a Snakebite and black?
Thereâs a song I believe called âAnother FU Songâ. Whatâs the bands obsession with the word âFuckâ? Whatâs wrong with âShitâ? Shitâs a good word!!
Aaron: Well it is, but everyone loves the âFuck youâ songs.
Scott: It is the most powerful expletive in the world.
I disagree⌠There is a particular word in England that we find a little bit more offensive and abusive..
Scott: (Interrupting) CUNT?!? I donât think it carries the weight!
Aaron: Hereâs the mustard you cunt (passes John a pot of Colmanâs mustard).
Scott: Right⌠now⌠Watch, like watchâŚ. Try it again, now use the word fuck..
Aaron: HEREâS THE MUSTARD FUCK!!!!
Scott: See! And you canât say like, âoh you cunter!â
Aaron: I have an important question â would anyone like an alcoholic drink, because we have SO MUCH ALCOHOL!
Drinks were drunk⌠the interview continuesâŚ
So do you guys reckon there will be a Ska revival?
Aaron: What are you talking about? Itâs here to stay!!
Well yeah, you know itâs never gone away butâŚ
Aaron: yeah, back in the mainstream⌠on the radio and stuff.
Scott: God willing! God willing there will be! If everyone in the world dreams hard enough, then perhaps the devil will go back into his cave, and the sun will shine again on the land of Ska.
We can hope!
So apart from playing Download in a couple of weeks, are you planning on doing any more UK festivals?
Scott: Well, see, we raise a lot of hell. Weâre just a bunch of rough and tumble mother fuckers
Aaron: Whatâs the question?
Scott: Are we doing Reading and Leeds?
Aaron: No.
Scott: Are we going to do Glastonbury?
Aaron: Download!
By why not Reading and Leeds?
Aaron: They did want us to playâŚ
John: We did it this past year.
Aaron: We kicked too much ass last time! They said, âHey, too many people like you, we need to put you on the main stageâ.
Scott: But we donât want the fuckinâ Arctic Monkeys cryinâ!
At the risk of bringing up a touchy subject guys⌠Ex-Record label⌠Give us the lowdown on what happened with thatâŚ
Scott: We did not see eye to eye on the operations and functions of making music and putting it out for the public, so we went our separate ways. They seemed to have a great idea of how theyâre supposed to make money in the music business, we have a good idea of how to make music in the money business, and it just never came together and made babies.
So youâve funded and produced this album yourself?
Scott: Our little Aaron Barrett, God bless his tiny black heart, he sweat and slaved and made the record a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful little lamb.
Aaron: Yeah it was really cheap.
Scott: Inexpensive!
Aaron: And we made it in 3 weeks. We started on March 1st.
Scott: It was kind of a necessity thing; it was the only time that we had off.
Aaron: Yeah we should have a new album out for the summertime with our Less Than Jake tour.
And what are your views on the Less Than Jake, 6 albums in 6 nights at the Astoria?
Scott: More power to âem!!!!
Aaron: See, the thing about them is, DONâT TAKE THIS IN A BAD WAY, because I love Less Than Jake, theyâre one of my favourite bands, but every night is going to be the same because all their songs are very similar. If WE did that, everyone would be there on one night and then nobody would be there because ours are drastically different⌠I donât know what Iâm saying!!
Scott: Heâs high on Goofballs!
Theyâve got Sonic Boom Six supporting a couple of those shows..
Aaron: Theyâre good!
I was going ask you, because didnât Leila do a duet with you?
Aaron: Yeah, she sang on âShe has a Girlfriendâ
So youâve said you like Sonic Boom Six, are there any other British bands you like, are keeping an eye on etc?
Aaron: There a band on tour with us at the moment called Beat Union and theyâre pretty cool. I like that new âClash-yâ sound thing thatâs kinda going on here with The Ordinary Boys and The Dead 60s and all that shit.
So this tour, did you hand pick the support or was it not up to you?
Aaron: A lot of times, we donât have much choice, but sometimes weâll get one band we get to choose, but thatâs usually not the case. We try to push for Ska bands, because thatâs what people want to see when they come to see us, but itâs hard to get that through to people.
Do you have any influence when you say you want to take a particular band on tour, or one American band and one British band etc?
Scott: Well a lot of the time what happened is, our tours get booked last minute. So, weâre busy doing one thing, and then theyâre like, âBy the way, this just finally got planned, youâre leaving tomorrow and this is who youâre playing withâ. So weâre like, âOKâ.
Aaron: But also thereâs lots of bands that we try to play with but it just doesnât work out. Like Less Than Jake, but that took about 10 years to happen.
Scott: Finally.
*Noticing the on-screen menu of cartoons, movies and music*
So what have you watched today?
Aaron: We watched Pirates of the Caribbean today.
First or Second?
Aaron: Third one⌠Itâs not so good⌠I couldnât believe how bad it was!
Scott: They decided not to take the millions, 800 quadrillion dollars that they spend on the movie and put it into⌠a story.
So what have you guys got planned for after the show? Youâre here tomorrow so not travelling. We noticed a Spearmint Rhinos round the cornerâŚ?
Aaron: Ooh⌠Strip clubs and us… weâre just awkward.
Scott: Yeah, and they want you to pay?!
Aaron: Hereâs something that never comes up, are you guys circumcised?
*All round noâs*
So letâs hear the dirt, any in band fights on this tour?
Scott: You know what, we donât really fight. Weâve been together for so long that we know how to talk shit behind each othersâ back properly. We also have this rule, that if youâre not in the room, itâs fair gain. And so you canât really get mad, even if you walk into the room and it all of a sudden goes dead silent, you werenât there, so you canât really get upset.
We also take pride in heckling people that are no longer with us. Not dead people!!!!
So ex-band members and stuff?
Scott: Ex band members, ex-girlfriends, celebrities maybe.
Anything else that goes on?
Scott: We tend to write on people with Sharpies. We have a rule that if you pass out from drinking with your shoes on, youâre fair fucking gain.
So playing much new stuff tonight?
Aaron: Just sneaking in a tiny bit of new stuff right now, because nobody likes to hear songs they donât know. (Laughs)
Itâs hard enough to hear the filler songs and the songs from the bad album, but then to hear songs you donât even know at all!! OH GOD!
So you also played the Full Ponty in Wales last weekend!
Scott: Yeah, that was awesome!
I noticed that Matt Wong wasnât playing. Whatâs the deal? Heâs not here!
Scott: Heâs not here, heâs having a baby.
Him personally?
Scott: Yeah him personally, he had the operation done, the Arnold Schwarzeneggar operation, and he is having a baby! His wife is just there for moral supportâŚ
Well when you do speak to him, wish him the best of luck to him and his family from everyone at Punktastic!
So the replacement. Howâs he doing?
Scott: Fucking great! Weâve known deryk for a long time, heâs a great guy and a great bass playerâŚ
Aaron: Heâs filled in for Matt Wong before.
Scott: Yeah, we enjoy his company.
So was he just a personal friend of the band?
Scott: Heâs a personal friend. He was in Jeffreyâs Fan Club (a Ska band from Southern California), then he was in forces of evil with Aaron Barrett. He also runs an underground porn syndicate. Itâs actually really highbrow porn.
Well guys, thanks for giving us the time to speak to you! Best of luck tonight!
All: Thanks a lot!