Gay For Johnny Depp split up… we think

GAY FOR JOHNNY DEPP have seemingly kicked the can. As expected, the announcement makes very little sense but you can see a video and text statement below:

When reflecting on the underlying aspects of the oncoming “bear” market the Gays have considered it best to allow earlier investments to reach a more mature growth potential rather than continue to ride the emotional waves that seem to both rally and frighten most investors. Not that the GFJD believe that we are settling into a deeper recession as much as a long overdue “correction” we still feel it behoves us to stay a more measured course and feel the need to nurture and capitalize on said previous investments and assets.

We extend a hearty and worthy hand to our fellow colleagues and wish everyone all the best in whatever future endeavours they may have in store for them.

Until the next life, stay beautiful.

Yours,
Sid Jagger, Marty Leppard, Chelsea Piers, and A’hab Diesel.”

Yeah, we have no idea either.

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