Opportunities like this one are rare to say the least! Canadian punk veterans Propagandhi are looking for a touring guitarist to replace Beaver.
“Well, the day we have been in denial about for years has finally arrived and starting this September (2015), our beloved Beaver won’t be able to join us on the road to melt faces with his 6 string stack attack anymore,” the band revealed on their official website. “It is a sad reality, but let’s turn these frowns upside down and whip this into an exciting opportunity!”
“Do you play guitar? Are you familiar with our music? Have you felt like you’ve been living in a dingbat-clown-idiot society since you were a little kid and always hoped your real parents from Rigel 7 would come rescue you? Well, then get at us ASAP! Women are strongly encouraged to apply!”
So that’s that. If you’ve got what it takes, head over to the official Propagandhi website and get that application in.