BEST OF…… Say Anything

By Maryam Hassan

Welcome to Best Of… a playlist featuring the best tracks from certain artists picked by friends, readers and staff of Punktastic. This month on we have Maryam Hassan making us her ultimate playlist for Say Anything. 

Picking the best Say Anything tracks is hard because there are just so many of them that make my heart to somersaults in my chest. Cutting it down to 10 was hard but I managed to get there in the end. I’d like to add here though that Spotify doesn’t have the self titled album available so I have had to not include “Less Cute” and “Do Better”, the latter might actually be my favourite Say Anything song. But you can go to YouTube and listen to them!



1. ALIVE WITH THE GLORY OF LOVE

This was the first Say Anything song I ever heard in the dark, dank basement club that is Bacchus about 10 years ago. From the opening drums and the choral ahh’s I was hooked. Banquet Records provided me with “Is A Real Boy” and my life was never the same. The song itself is semi-autobiographical about Bemis’ grandparents who were holocaust survivors and tells a tale of two people in love surviving through hiding in the ghetto and in a work camp… which when you think about it is weird to hear at a punk club. It’s a fantastic song to dance to though, you can get a real good twist going to it.


2. SORRY DUDES, MY BAD.

A lot of people write off “In Defence…” as being too long and just not as good as what had come before but I think it contains some absolute gems of songs. In his earlier music Max Bemis writes a lot about his relationship with drugs and alcohol and his self medicating with both to treat his anxiety and it always comes out as raw, honest and clever, he plays on what he goes through where it’s really relatable. The middle part of the song with the support of a friend followed by someone offering him Xanax, the endless conflict of trying to be better about something and then slipping up which happens to all of us all the time.


3. RESOUNDING

The other thing Max Bemis is very good at writing about is love, but a tortured sort of love. It’s never sugary sweet, there’s always conflict and issues which is why it’s so cathartic to listen to. Resounding is a song I love because of the build up that just goes on throughout, the penultimate chorus of the track is just a mega singalong moment and then the end which is just all out shouting. It all just tugs at your heart a little.


4. THE CHURCH CHANNEL

“They’d let us play with markers, but I keep trying to draw infinity and I read the bible to pass the time” I have no idea what this song is about, from what I’m guessing it’s to do with the breakdown Bemis had during ‘In Defence..’ the reason it’s on the list is because musically it is such a brilliant track. The switch to more uptempo when the lyric I quoted above comes in, the Hayley William’s part coming in with the churchy bells in the background. It’s like a magical, wonderful thing.


5. EVERY MAN HAS A MOLLY

Ah Max Bemis, we’re on the subject of bad relationships again. “Can’t stop thinking about what she did wrong to me. Just can’t figure out just what I did wrong” is something we all think at some point in our lives because hell every person in general has a Molly. My early twenties was full of relationships gone wrong, and was an age where I would obsess over details. This song got played a lot and it was played LOUDLY.


6. SIX SIX SIX

I fell out of love with Say Anything when ‘Anarchy My Dear’ came out. That album was a little forced to me, I thought Max didn’t sound like the Max from previous albums. A lot of people put that down to him giving up his vices, getting married, having kids and being happy which was totally stupid of those people. When I first heard ‘Hebrews’ I was weirded out, but I couldn’t turn it off. It was crazy sounding, and it was genius. This was the first single from it and it made me excited for this band again. ‘Hebrews’ was Max getting his vibe back and it was a beautiful thing.


7. THE PRESIDENTIAL SUITE

When Say Anything get acoustic it makes my heart happy. I had instances in my mid-twenties where I put my trust in people who turned out to be not very nice. Whilst I was dealing with that I listened to this song a lot (I like to relate songs to things going in my life… have we got that yet?). It has nothing to do with that really, it’s about shitty governments screwing over people which honestly after our travesty of an election is something we can all relate to.


8. BY TONIGHT

There are a few Say Anything that are just about sex and this one is the sexiest of all of those songs. It’s just a couple of acoustic guitars and those whispery, raspy vocals which kick into that one electric guitar solo which create a song that just … well it’s a very good song. I might need to go get a glass of water.


9. TOTAL REVENGE

This was my favourite song on “Is A Real Boy” for a really long time because it is absolutely perfect to sing along to. The last three songs on this playlist have been acoustic based maybe because I just love Max Bemis’ voice. I listened to this album continuously for almost 4 years, I was very close to being one of those people who gets stuck in an era of music and thinks nothing else is ever good. Luckily I got a kick out of it but I still go back to this album because honestly there’s just not a bad track on it.


10. ADMIT IT!

I knew I was going end on this song. ‘Admit It’ is the reason why “Is A Real Boy” was such a life changing album for me when I heard it. It’s clever, scathing and just brilliant and it today still describes so much of what I, and many others, hate about the music industry and scenes today. I know he tried to recreate this on a later album, but it was just never the same. Calling out the wankers around you in the best way and then saying you’re doing things your way and it works perfectly fine. This song comes on in my head every time someone tells me I’m not punk enough. “What do you have to say for yourself?”